Who needs women’s magazines to tell you how to dress when you have a 2.5 yr old?  Some recent classics:

“You goin to yoga, momma?” (No, I was going out for dinner. Should I change?)

“You got sum’pin in you eye, momma?” (that’ll be makeup)

“Momma, you got litta-bitta beard on you leg?”

“What’s that smell?” (My new jasmine essential oil perfume, Miles.)

“Woah…what’s THAT? Can I touch it just a little bit?” (Hot rollers, and since they are now cool, go ahead.)